Xmas Poem (2)

MISTLETOE AND CRIME

25-12-2007

Think of a well-known Cliff Richard song. The transpose it to Smiths Wood, a rundown part of North Solihull, where one of the local chavs has put together this little ditty.

Christmas Time, Valium and Wine
Children Indulging In Serious Crime
Dad's on the smack, and Mum's pissed on Bud
Christmas is ace, when you live on the Wood.

Aaah. Brings a tear to the eye.