They're at it again!
Voyeuristic officials
trying to gain an insight
into the daily routines
of democratised citizens
The morality police
will no longer need
to physically sift through
the bins anymore
to find what lurks
in the shady suburbs
Wheelie bin bugs
will feed back
every scrap of information
on the hour every hour -
except for Christmas
and bank holidays
A series of redeployed
Daleks will park up
in every front garden
and monitor to the gramme
the weight of waste
consumerism produces
and inaccountably not the bulk
or volume which surely
is the issue when engorging
corporation land fill sites
Maybe this is another
ploy to find out what we buy?
Maybe food cartons and other
items will be tagged to report
to their manufacturers
who's buying what
Careful with that multi-speed
Mrs X! Not those magazines Mr J!
No wonder you're obese Mz P!
so that they can generate
more junk-mail
for us to throw-away
and inflate our bills
A new dirty job description
could be drawn up by
consultants for swing bins
in readiness for when
neighbourhoods decide
to have rubbish-swapping
orgies to confuse
the all-seeing chip
However it would make a change
for chips to be in bins
and not on pavements
I think it's time that free thinkers
demand the fitting of
Crap Idea Monitors to certain
Council offices and
Bullshit Measuring Equipment
to the mouths of certain officers
to officially record
where the waste really does lie!
