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Poet’s Corner

TAXED TO DEATH

17-03-2008

MP's expenses are never out of the news at the moment, not least with the revelation that they can even get their second homes furnished at the taxpayers’ expense. The Stirrer’s poet laureate Brendan Hawthorne prepares to dig deep - even when he’s been dug deep.

In these days of green house gasses

we need to remove those rose-tinted glasses

so that we can see through the windows

of glass-house Commons transparencies

And then we can all be clear on this

that when Whitehall demands that the

citizens of this liberal isle

who already have so much information on file

are asked to supply fingerprints and DNA

iris patterns and health risk assessments

for the possibilities of a coup d’etat

that we should think twice in sharing

with those guilty pleasure politicians

and they know who they are

who swill well at the trough and

whose expenses never seem enough

to stretch taxation fabric to that luxury recliner

or feed the who-so-ever’s at a pricey diner

before landing their expanding waistlines

on memory foam adjustable beds

or run their feet through shagpile extravagances

I hope that they remember

that one day, just one day

the people of this country

will get their day of reckoning

when they add up the tax bill

at the end of a long week

a long month

a long year

and see that they are taxed

on what they earn

taxed on what they save

taxed on what they buy

taxed on what they sell

taxed on the amount of tax

taxed on everyday necessities

taxed on being old

taxed on being sick

taxed on being disabled

taxed on being poor

taxed on services

taxed on wanting to get on

taxed on dying

and taxed on just about everything in between

before being taxed to death

and then taxed on death

and I hope that at some point

these people whom we should look up to

these people we vote in through democracy

will have the good grace and decency

to show us all

without quibble

and justify without secrecy

where the bloody hell

our hard-earned money is going

Copyright Brendan Hawthorne 2008

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